Doctor, why do I suddenly have a cock?!

I just woke up from the surgery and had to discover that I had a phalloplasty instead of the mastectomy I wanted... I just have a cock, but I wanted a breast removal! That's what the doctor has to do - I'll show you my new fat cock, jerk it off in front of you and ask you to suck it for me. Then your asshole has to believe in it, because that's going to be fucked by me now! You can also jerk off.