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About me

Looking for other regular mic chatter that are into degrading shit talk and nasty hatewanking worship over celeb skank whores. All making me want to frot and go cock on cock with a fellow buddy over them cockteasing pieces of trash.

Any of these vacant, talent-less, of no redeeming value bitches. These cunts offer nil to the betterment of society and are of no use other than a total sperm drowning.

Fucking Worthless Arrogant Celebs:

Emma "Feminist Toilet Tramp" Watson is a fucking stuckup moron.

This stupid vapid cunt is the biggest sperm bank in the world, she has the damn right audacity to go to the UN as a representative of women across the planet to preech about their rights, equality and hardships. Her speech was a downright joke, the quality of the speech is the equivalent of a second rate college student project.

What the fuck would she know about about hardships of life having being born into an elite class, fell into (by accident) one of the biggest film franchises of all time and studied in one of the top universities in the world. In the process making a multi-million pound fortune by the time she was barely a teen with zero fucking talent!

Who does she think she is speaking for the hardships of women across the globe, the biggest hardship for her would be to break a fingernail in her luxurious New York apartment while sipping on champagne and eating cavier on toast. She is clearly full of shit and totally clueless in her bubble of privelage.

She talks about equality and equal pay between men and women, yet what about getting paid far more than her co-stars like Rupert Grint in the HP films, with only Radcliffe ahead of her. Dont even get started on the ludicrous amounts she made compared to the other actors during the Beauty and the Beast. What an arrogant piece of trash to be talking about equal pay for men and women!

Clearly she is trying to stay relevant after her HP gravy train ground to a halt and her acting defiencies will be severely exposed for it. She will forever be a whining lil bitch while laughing all the way to the bank, wish there was a spell to make her fuck off!

The Goddess - (No Niggeress or woggess can compete with such beauty!) -



Emma's feminist hypocrisy is such a turn on for me. Here is my favourite quote:

'The saddest thing for a girl to do is to dumb herself down for a guy'.

Funny that Emma, you don't look too sad cuddling upto notorious sex-pest Harvey. What's that Emma? Oh you need a new film to appear in? Oh, that's alright then Emma. That's it love, wear a tight little black dress and snuggle-up to the biggest producer in Hollywood. What's that Emma? You had no idea Harvey Weinstein abused his power and abused wannabe actresses? You had no idea Emma? Really? Alright Emma, we believe you. I'll tell the Easter Bunny, Father Christmas, and The Tooth Fairy about your feminist ideals, they will all be rivetted by your sincere feminst ideology. One question Emma, when Mr. Weinstein emptied his fat old ballbag into your mouth did you spit or swallow?

The Pop Princess -
Avril 'Posing Pop Skank' Lavigne





The Wag Chav -
Victoria 'Ugly Stuckup Pig' (Posh) Beckham;





The Sperm Demon -
Elle 'Pancake chest' Fanning



The Bitch -
Jennifer 'Sagging Cunt' Aniston





The Cunt -
Chloe Grace 'Hit me in the stupid face girl' Moretz


The Southern Charlaten -
Katy 'Titty Slag' Perry



The Obese Cow -
Ariel 'Udders' Winter

The Aussie Cunt -
Nicole 'Botox Crow' Kidman;





The Nigga Queen -
Nikki 'Monkey' Minaj







The Black Slut -
Mel 'Coon Spice' Brown




Kate Winslet; Kristen Stewart; Miley Cyrus
Gywneth Paltrow; Heidi Klum ;Ryan Newman; Bella Thorne,
Noah Cyrus; Rachel Riley Ashley Tisdale; Lazy Town Stephanie,
Lily Beckinsale; Jennifer Love Hewitt, Madeline Duggan; Holly Willoughboobies

Dumb 'Glamour' Babes:

Michelle Bass



Katie Price




Lucy Pinder




Gemma Atkinson




Alice Goodwin




Fernanda Ferrari



Elicia Solis
Ella Mai
Lucy Zara
Tara T
Jennifer Jade
Lissa Love
Lucy Summers
Ava Blue
Zoe Stollery
Yasmine James
Vikki T
Daryl Morgan
Tori Lee
Hanna Mac
Ree Petra
Danica Thrall
Tommie Jo
Kelly Brook
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